Worst Pickup Lines Ever

If the queer history of pickup lines has anything to say to the modern world, it is that they are hated as much they are loved. Not once have they stopped in their quest to make one come across as a likeable being to the one he/she is attracted to, like a moth to a flame. However, just as it is with people, some good and other bad; same is the case with pickup lines–good and bad. And just as the beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, the measure of goodness of pickup line too, lies in the mind of the listener. One pickup line might sound extremely dumb to one person and incredibly charming to another. If you find it difficult to break the ice on your own, you may make use of a pickup line to test the waters, but with subtlety, and refraining from bad ones. The conversation might end even before it starts, but you got to try, right? The pickup lines that follow, although grouped under worst pick up lines, will work differently with different people. Still, you have a read!

List of Worst Pickup Lines

• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
• Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
• Hey, do you have any band-aids? Because I skinned my knees falling for you.
• Are your parents fromIraq? Because I think you're the bomb!
• Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
• (Handing rose to woman....) I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you are...
• You must be tired... you've been running through my mind all night.
• Look at the tag in her shirt and say: I want to see if you were really made in heaven.
• Was your father a thief? 'Coz someone stole the stars from the sky to put in your eyes.
• You seem like the kind of girl who's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
• Bond. James Bond.
• My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
• Are you fromTennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
• I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
• Pardon me; have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
• Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
• Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
• Baby, you must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
• Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
• You’re so sweet; you’re giving me a toothache?
• Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
• Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
• I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
• I just had to come and talk to you. Sweetness is my weakness.
• I think I can die happy now, because I've just seen a piece of heaven.
• I'm not drunk; I'm just intoxicated by you.
• Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
• Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
• You are the reason men fall in love.
• Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
• Excuse me.....Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you...
• Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.
• If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
• I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
• Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
• Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Here’s hoping that you use the pickup lines wisely and carefully, and only for the purpose of breaking the ice, not risking breakage of your body parts. All the very best!